The mall has many wonders
and most amazing of all is
the Museum of Unwearable Shoes
where perched on glass
pedestal displays of
style over comfort
you’ll find multi-strapped
leather sculptures adorned
in beads and buckles
that bind and pinch  
with exquisite agony
and five-inch gravity
defying dagger stilettoes
guaranteed to make  
a woman look sexy—
except for bunions
and the moment her
face meets the earth.